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My name is Chloe. I'm an ΑΓΔ, an almost Jew, a Trekkie, a slayer, a Slytherin, a Democrat, a fatty fat, and definitely a fighter.

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Jan
28th
Sat
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I just want everyone to know that when someone is wearing religious garb, no matter how fascinated by it you are, you have no right to take a picture without their consent. Many people post pics on Tumblr and act like they are wearing some Lady Gaga contraption. Whether it’s a woman in a hijab, man in a kippah or whatever it may be, please think twice about it.

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(Source: criminalmusings, via amishbox)

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(Source: amberkatie-xo)

Jan
27th
Fri
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1 hour and 45 minutes until walkouts begin! NEW MEMBERS!!!!

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lifesgrandparade: lostsplendor: Abraham Lincoln, Colorized Portrait (via Imgur) I’m against colorizing old history, but this is a remarkably good rendering. Jesus Christ, what a sad looking man. 

lifesgrandparade:

lostsplendor:

Abraham Lincoln, Colorized Portrait (via Imgur)

I’m against colorizing old history, but this is a remarkably good rendering.

Jesus Christ, what a sad looking man. 

(via rosa--sparks)

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ryeisenberg: I’m pretty sure the title of Katherine Heigl’s new movie was just copy ‘n pasted from an email where she said “Fine, I’ll do this one for the money.” UGH I LOVE THESE BOOKS SO MUCH. They are a major bonding point for my mom and me. We pretty much casted them all as well. Katherine Heigl is the fucking opposite of likable and that character is SO LIKABLE. Also, anyone other than The Rock for Ranger is JUST WRONG. TOTALLY WRONG. He IS Ranger. 

ryeisenberg:

I’m pretty sure the title of Katherine Heigl’s new movie was just copy ‘n pasted from an email where she said “Fine, I’ll do this one for the money.”

UGH I LOVE THESE BOOKS SO MUCH. They are a major bonding point for my mom and me. We pretty much casted them all as well. Katherine Heigl is the fucking opposite of likable and that character is SO LIKABLE. Also, anyone other than The Rock for Ranger is JUST WRONG. TOTALLY WRONG. He IS Ranger. 

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stupidsmartkids:

Jonathan Richman - True Love is Not Nice

Jan
26th
Thu
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jensenjaundice: WHAT …my chapter.

jensenjaundice:

WHAT

…my chapter.

(Source: vulveetparachute, via purple-daffodils)

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mangouste:

thoughts that came to me while in the car

  • i wonder what kind of music politicians listen to
  • wow everyone has a butt how weird is that everyone on this highway has a butt
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this is what I fucking deal with. every fucking day.

  • Earlier today
  • Friend J: Hey, dinner at 6?
  • Chloe: Yeah, I guess. Where?
  • Friend J: Idk [throws out dining establishments in our area].
  • Chloe: Okay. Let me text Friend R.
  • Later
  • Chloe: Friend R & Friend A are going to [place Friend J dislikes]. Are we still on for dinner at 6?
  • Friend J: Well, I can't go at 6.
  • Chloe: What?
  • Friend J: I said, I WORK UNTIL 6. I can't go at 6.
  • Chloe: Okay, obviously after 6 then. But R & A aren't going, just so you know.
  • Friend J: IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH THEM, FINE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. I'LL GO TO [main dining hall].
  • Chloe: No, it's fine, I'm just checking with you.
  • Friend J: WHATEVER. -walks away-