January 2012
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mangouste:
thoughts that came to me while in the car
i wonder what kind of music politicians listen to
wow everyone has a butt how weird is that everyone on this highway has a butt
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this is what I fucking deal with. every fucking...
Earlier today
Friend J: Hey, dinner at 6?
Chloe: Yeah, I guess. Where?
Friend J: Idk [throws out dining establishments in our area].
Chloe: Okay. Let me text Friend R.
Later
Chloe: Friend R & Friend A are going to [place Friend J dislikes]. Are we still on for dinner at 6?
Friend J: Well, I can't go at 6.
Chloe: What?
Friend J: I said, I WORK UNTIL 6. I can't go at 6.
Chloe: Okay, obviously after 6 then. But R & A aren't going, just so you know.
Friend J: IF YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER WITH THEM, FINE. I JUST DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. I'LL GO TO [main dining hall].
Chloe: No, it's fine, I'm just checking with you.
Friend J: WHATEVER. -walks away-
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Does anyone have a link to that photoset where it’s a woman who portrays herself as typically “Muslim” and then “not Muslim?” But in the same photo? I remember one with a dog, one sitting outside, and one where the two are just facing each other. I know it’s a pretty big set of photos though. Help, please?
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I FORGOT ELAINE STRITCH IS FROM DETROIT. Favorite MI entertainer/famous person.
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Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on...
shondale:
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why am I so bad model un
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meanwhile, this sounds pretty cool. →
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last week’s UN highlights did not mention the millennium development goals once. WEIRD
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pretty sure I’m completely fucking up mun right now. I feel like I have like, no stats. I’m struggling with a 3 min speech when I could talk for 20 min last semester.
Marco del Arco: It really gives me the creeps to... →
soimgonnafly:
It really gives me the creeps to read lovey-dovey sorority sister posts on Facebook. I knew ethereally intelligent people in high school who, all of a sudden, had nothing to say but “I love my Phi Mu sisterrs!! (: mwah*~” Not that I have ANYTHING against girls who join sororities, for any of you…
because intelligent girls can’t join sororities? please, someone explain...
the problem with waking up early and finishing my position papers is that I don’t want to do anything ever again. I still have to edit the paper again, finish my speech, study for the quiz, and read a few more pages for my OTHER class today.
whatwasleftafter asked: just woke up from a dream where you were housing cageless leopards in my back bedroom and forgot to tell me about it. thanks, bro.
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I have 21/40 lines of my position paper, which is much less than I wanted, but I don’t really care right now. I just need a break.
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Reblog if you would marry your icon.
patrickstumphasabeard:
urie-sexual:
ryanrossbuttfloss:
still-loving-tate:
KLJHVBJFIXDOKPFSIOMHUGAHJVDFAIOUH
PLEASE
in a heart beat.
resmc:
novaya zemlya: Understanding Your Cat
fishy:
bibliosaurus:
wideeyedoptimist:
The following vocalizations are fairly common to most cats:
Short meow: ”Hey, how ya doin’?”
Multiple meows: ”I’m so happy to see you! Where’ve you been? I missed you!”
Mid-pitch meow: A plea for something, usually dinner, treats,…
my cats are just fucking weird then. toby doesn’t even open...
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laughingalonewithautoresponder:
gaymzee:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasion heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
yeah, I’m pretty sure you can be relatively aware of your own...
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couldn’t sleep, so I started a craft that needs to dry overnight. will turn out kinda poorly because I had no clue how to paint blood splatters. um, what?
I’m right here. Please stop fucking talking about me.
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furthermore, it’s fucking recruitment week. stop partying.
question
what kind of food can I eat/how much netflix can I watch that will make me not want to die
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funny. criticize a certain blog and then they happen to do a big posting block dedicated to your organization. don’t care. still gross.
social/mixer themes...
sororitysugar:
MORE theme ideas for your next social/mixer/party/dance:
ABC Party – Party goers must show up in “Anything But Clothes “. Use your imagination: duct tape, plastic bags, towels, cardboard box, foil, etc…
Angels & Devils – A costume mixer. Be naughty or nice.
Bikers & Babes – Leather jackets, biker outfits, roadhouse decor.
Black & White Party – No color allowed,...
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charmaine. you are just fucking horrific.
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hey you fuck, stop watching “united states of tara” episodes and go to sleep. you have to wake up at 6 am. go to sleep.
I should preface this with saying that, in my experiences growing up, I have very little idea of what it is to be “normal.” My entire immediate family has been on some sort of drug for a disorder: bipolar, anxiety, depression, etc. I have little to no experience being around people who are just plain okay with things. They get upset normally. They become happy just as normally. They...
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also my love for elaine stritch might just be too much. I cannot listen to anyone do a song after I’ve heard her do it.
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why did I waste an hour of my life watching the most recent revival of company? second time around it still is just not good. some revivals are great. just not this one.