February 2012
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Dr. Lorenz-isms
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phisigalicious:
My professor last year had some of the best one-liners.
“It turns out they did like sports… Their sport was shooting each other.”
“I’m black, you’re in the Klan, and we get along and love each other.”
“That’s not treason, It’s war!!”
“She taunted us from Canada. I guess she threw doughnuts at us… Canadians are, well… I guess that’s how they taunt us.”
“All...
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ellie tannen = anna wintour + lilly pulitzer. got you, drop dead diva.
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Answer the following questions using only the song titles of a chosen band
I’m going to steal this and do FOB. I’m tired and I cannot do anything else.
1. Are you male or female? Pretty in Punk.
2. Describe yourself. Lake Effect Kid.
3. What do people feel when they’re around you? Champagne for My Real Friends, Real Pain for My Sham Friends.
4. How would you describe your previous...
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rustle-like-the-wind:
Al Jazeera is your best friend for MUN
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She’s gone. She’s gone and it hurts. We will never sit around her kitchen table listening to stories about her childhood and her family again. We’ll never have another birthday party in her backyard. We’ll never watch Jeopardy and have her handily beat all of us. We’ll never walk into her bedroom and see her at her vanity table, rollers in her hair, applying lip...
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Daisiology: How to Spot a Real Homeless Person... →
elioraruth:
a-petro-manifesto:
Southern California (and other parts of this *great* nation) is no stranger to the homeless epidemic sweeping the nation.
That being said, there are cunts who want to make a buck off this ordeal.
How to spot a fraud:
Short hair if they’re a male; men living in real…
This just reminded me of the time my mom and I were driving and we saw a “homeless” woman…....
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Kanye West facts
b0nd:
In Kanye West’s hit song “Power,” he says the line “I guess every superhero needs his theme music.” This line was inspired by Kanye West’s own theme song, “Power” by Kanye West, which he was listening to while writing “Power.”
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my poli sci professor gave us a biology article to read to understand chaos theory. along with two stats based articles and a case study on eastern europe.
what the fuck, dude
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kanye west: never mind i'll find someone like me
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Panic attack in class. Feel like I’m gonna die. What is wrong with me?
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why is my body rebelling against me? I just want to quuuuiiiiit
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
i wish someone would love me as much as kanye west loves kanye west
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xoJane: I'm Crazy, But It's Not Glamorous →
I get pretty pissy about glamorization of mental illness, which takes a lot of forms. As a creative professional, I often encounter the idea, for example, that mental illness makes people creative. In fact, I was struggling to work over the last few months, was doubting my ability to continue working, and getting on medication has helped me focus and tighten my work.
Or I encounter depictions...
“I made coffee.” “Oh, thank you, but I can’t have coffee.” “You can’t have coffee?” “Yes I can’t have coffee, thanks but sorry.” I hear mumbling as I walk away. Follows me. “Why can’t you have coffee?” “BECAUSE I WAS HOSPITALIZED WITH HEART PALPITATIONS AND I CAN’T DO THAT ANYMORE OKAY?”
this is...
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Once more, assholes, devoutly religious people are not some sort of tourist attraction.
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me: hello????
911 operator: yes what's the emergency
me: im stuck in 2007 help me
911 operator proceeds to sing tnks fr th mmrs and we both hysterically cry together