March 2010
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Me: I feel like with this, they're just encouraging all of the stereotypes about Canada.
Mom: I know, next thing you know, they'll have beer cans and back bacon.
February 2010
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On a related note, I’m not crazy about the Michael Cerveris and Patti LuPone version. I like LuPone as Mrs. Lovett but cannot stand Cerveris. Also, I think the whole playing-instruments-on-stage thing is lame.
Okay so I've heard so many people talk about...
when the only version they have seen is the recent movie adaption. Please. Please go and find the Len Cariou and Angela Lansbury version. I know, I am a snob. I don’t even care. Please do not talk about how much you dislike Sweeney Todd when you have only seen a version with two actors who CAN’T EVEN SING.
white history month fanpage on facebook: hey, just...
and definitely don’t get mad at me when I rant about your poor life choices. you’re asking for my rage.
chloe, of course i'm taking ap gov.
samanthakayyy:
extreme love mad dog blog ;*
by the way, i don’t work on the fourth. so i can go to that function with you!!
maddog is my hero. plus ap govt is the perfect senior class. it’s ap, but you get a sub about 5 times a month because of his many conferences and skiing trips, you watch a ton of movies, and the workload is small.
edit: and woohoo red, white, and blue party!
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Bob: Hey Nona, could I test my new invention on you?
Me: Sure, bro.
Bob: It's meant to constrict the airways, resulting in death.
They try to paint the picture that I was this downtrodden, ugly girl who was...
– Gabby Sidibe is a refreshing change from all of those self-proclaimed “ugly ducklings” in Hollywood. (via lizlemon) (via katoleary)
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SAM DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND FOR EXTRA...
samanthakayyy:
chloabelle:
I HAVE A FEELING DEREK JUST SAT THERE AND DID NOTHING THE ENTIRE TIME
IN FACT I CAN ONLY SEE ONE MEMBER OF THE YOUNG REPUBS WHO DID THIS ACTUALLY SUCCEEDING
YEAH I HAD TO GO TO SENECA, OJIBWA, AND DAKOTA
AND THEN BY THE TIME I RETURNED THE OLD PEOPLE CALLED THE OFFICE AND GOT MORE
OMG DEREK I LITERALLY OMG I HAVE NEVER FELT SO STRONGLY ABOUT A PERSON IN MY LIFE...
SAM DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO DRIVE AROUND FOR EXTRA...
I HAVE A FEELING DEREK JUST SAT THERE AND DID NOTHING THE ENTIRE TIME
IN FACT I CAN ONLY SEE ONE MEMBER OF THE YOUNG REPUBS WHO DID THIS ACTUALLY SUCCEEDING
literally today has been the shittiest day of my...
samanthakayyy:
remember when i got rear ended?
remember when i worked for eight fucking hours with four fucking senior citizens and got four fucking paper cuts and no fucking break?
when everyone else got a break?
remember when i haven’t had anything to fucking eat all day?
i need a cigarette and a forty and a line and some shrooms and some e and a speedball
I FEEL YOUR PAIN (NOT AS MUCH I...
Tumbling Noodle: I have to make ID's of all of... →
Mayflower Compact
Thanksgiving
William Bradford
Massachusetts Bay Company
John Winthrop
The Great English Migration
“city upon a hill”
freemen
“Bible Commonwealth”
Limits on clergy
“Protestant ethic”
“Day of Doom”
Anne Hutchinson
Roger Williams
Rhode Island
Thomas Hooker
…
COLONIAL HISTORY I LOVE ALL OF THESE THINGS
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We probably shouldn't have school today.
274 other schools are closed. There’s this little block of districts that never close and we’re right in the middle of it. We have a severe weather alert right now and hundreds of high school students are about to drive to school. Awesome.
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today
I realized that I’ve eliminated “except for” from my daily speech and now say “save”
I likened a Jay-z lyric to a William Carlos Williams poem quote
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You’d have to have a report that someone stole your car. This is kind of the...
– Rep. Steve Brunk of Kansas on the proposed law that would prohibit private insurers from covering abortion except for pregnancies resulting from rapes that had been reported to the police. BECAUSE IT’S TOTALLY THE SAME. (via abbyjean) (via katoleary)
I just had an aneurysm. ah
I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT SEVEN TOMORROW BLOG
samanthakayyy:
SLAUGHTER ME
JUST SLAUGHTER ME NOW
IT’S FOR A GOOD CAUSE. WE’RE HELPING DEMOCRACY
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Chloe: I feel like these commentators are USELESS
Anthony: yeah, pretty much
Anthony: they are there for the people who don't know what is going on
Chloe: I think they are there for nbc to waste money
Anthony: yeah pretty muchh
Chloe: because I don't know anything about figure skating except russians and sparkles and they are not helping
watching male figure skating and discussing it my...
I wish this guy was skating to T.I.’s “Live Your Life.” it’s a lot more accurate to my situation right now.
i should make a selleckwaterfallsandwich knockoff...
samanthakayyy:
lobstermobster:
samanthakayyy:
(via lobstermobster)
nicholascagevalleyvegetables
nic cage is overdone with the everyone is nic cage thing
OK MB YOU SHOULD JUST USE JACK NICHOLSON INSTEAD
nic cage+overdone=does not compute