So, I guess on my graduation ceremony day, instead of doing anything for that, we’re having a birthday party for my nephew. The other option is to combine his birthday party with my grad party. Either way, I’m not sure if it’s, you know, the fairest thing to do (whenever celebrations are combined, one obviously outshines the other, and every time I’ve been involved,...
When a little white girl goes missing, online news, supermarket tabloids and...– The Media and the Murder of Aiyanna Jones (via azspot) (via adailyriot) (via theoceanandthesky)
Open Doors (Or: What I Should Have Written in...
I always listen to music in the shower. I know it’s unsafe, I know I’ll probably electrocute myself one of these days, and I know it’s totally not hip to buy CDs anymore. I restrict it to weekend/school break mornings, so what’s the harm? I keep on. Yesterday, I picked Take This To Your Grave, one of the earliest albums of the now defunct Fall Out Boy, aka my high school...
Three years ago today I saw Fall Out Boy for the...
saamanthakayyy: (via -billcosby) three years ago today i saw fall out boy for the third time wow why did i just say that there goes my REP I saw them for the first time three years ago, too. I went with my two of my best friends (at the time) and we made Dirty birthday cards. We also harassed Dan (Korean Tom Cruise or whatever he was called). I am only slightly embarrassed of this whole...
Who is the biggest jerk you know?
My dog. He is really cute but can be such a jerk, god. Ask me anything
What's better, cupcakes or mushrooms?
Uh, obviously cupcakes. What a ridiculous question. Ask me anything
When are u going to come to the Custard Cabin to...
As soon as possible. I refuse to have any custard if it does not originate from the Cabin Ask me anything
What are you doing for senior skip day?
I think going to the zoo. Depends on the weather, though. I am 85 and refuse to do anything if it is too hot. Ask me anything
Yesterday Sarah Palin accused President Obama of leading a lackadaisical...– Jimmy Kimmel realitychex (via brooklynmutt) (via deadkennedy) (via stfuconservatives)
Emergency TumblrBomb: FOX News on DADT - Should we... →
stfuconservatives: From erin: “i know this is short notice, but the results of this poll will be broadcast on fox news tonight, asking people whether we should repeal “don’t ask, don’t tell”. please if you can, tell everyone to go there and vote yes so they can’t use the excuse of americans not supporting this repeal as an excuse for discrimination. right now the yes’s are at 42%, but the no’s...
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.– Steve Martin (via 24freedinners)
We could do without him, can’t we?– “Glee” star Jane Lynch on Rush Limbaugh during a word association game with Katie Couric video here (via brooklynmutt) Sue Sylvester says GTFO, Rush. (via stfuconservatives)
Maine Tea Party vandalizes 8th Grade Classroom →
stfuconservatives: ipomoea: (via winnerrobot) You just keep on producing those winners, Republicans. Wow, that is actually a pretty funny story. Basically there was a Republican convention held at a middle school, and one classroom had a collage about the U.S. Labor Movement. After the convention was over, the teacher returned to find the poster gone and, in its place, a bumper sticker that...
Kate was a conservative woman who fell in love with Bill, a liberal man. Bill...– - Marry a Conservative (via importantlgbtstuff) From the “trustworthy” Conservapedia. This makes me livid. (via caraobrien) Ladies, marry a conservative. Otherwise you’ll get AIDS and die, for realz. Because no conservative has ever been caught in a homosexual relationship. And because straight...
Fox News: Pretty blonde girl lost to Muslim from... →
stfuconservatives: paininthepalin: Amazing how this one article completely disregards the tenacious and talented Michigander and blames beauty queen’s “loss” on the answer to her question regarding Arizona’s immigration law. Congratulations on your win, Rima Fakih. You deserved it.
yesterday this girl cut some this boy's arm with a...
saamanthakayyy: today’s morning announcements ended with “have a good day chippewa, don’t cut anyone’s arm with a hacksaw”
I really want to have my own show at my college's...
“Chloe’s Political Talk/Delightful Rap & Hip Hop Tunes Hour.” “But enough about Michele Bachmann. Here’s Jay-z’s new single.”