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Feb
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“I made coffee.” “Oh, thank you, but I can’t have coffee.” “You can’t have coffee?” “Yes I can’t have coffee, thanks but sorry.” I hear mumbling as I walk away. Follows me. “Why can’t you have coffee?” “BECAUSE I WAS HOSPITALIZED WITH HEART PALPITATIONS AND I CAN’T DO THAT ANYMORE OKAY?”

this is like the fifth time I’ve had to explain these things 

I was supposed to go home to reduce my anxiety