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Daisiology: How to Spot a Real Homeless Person (and how you can help)

elioraruth:

a-petro-manifesto:

Southern California (and other parts of this *great* nation) is no stranger to the homeless epidemic sweeping the nation.

That being said, there are cunts who want to make a buck off this ordeal.

How to spot a fraud:

  • Short hair if they’re a male; men living in real…

This just reminded me of the time my mom and I were driving and we saw a “homeless” woman…. with an ipod, nice hair, and clean clothes. -_-

The original post must be satire, but I fear the comments are not. Homeless people are not the cat lady from The Simpsons, y’all.

(via nechama-eliora)
  1. bitchassfaggot reblogged this from grrlyman and added:
    This is just…oh my god. NO.
  2. grrlyman reblogged this from sinidentidades
  3. vulvacious reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  4. qweenofthedead reblogged this from dandelion-junk-queen and added:
    UM WHAT?…. Yeah because ALL homeless people look like that, they automatically grow dirty long hair once they’re on the...
  5. mona-detrapo reblogged this from dandelion-junk-queen
  6. dandelion-junk-queen reblogged this from anirishginger and added:
    holy fucking shit there is so much wrong with this. fuck everyone
  7. sonictravis said: I don’t find anything wrong with this. SJ-ers are waaaay too sensitive.
  8. laceylaplantes reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  9. sans-nuage reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  10. samoosasforthought reblogged this from nixonplumbingco and added:
    He’s a fake poor person begging for money…prolly some white kid from the suburbs out looking for kicks
  11. flufflogic reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    True story: I once passed a beggar on Edinburgh’s front drag in the late 90s, looking bedraggled and covered in a...
  12. righteousblasphemy reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    Did Ron Paul write this?
  13. brainygirlcircus reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    The fack? You can’t be homeless and spend your money to keep yourself together so that you might be able to get a JOB...
  14. lleno-de-tierra reblogged this from sinidentidades and added:
    LMAO. Okay. Seriously, I was homeless for awhile and my experience was a very different one. You could have just looked...
  15. journalmoore reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    You are fucking kidding me, man. Are you fucking kidding me. Can’t handle this shit tonight. My rage is off the meter.
  16. thereverseracist reblogged this from sinidentidades and added:
    wtf is this Petro kid saying? Yo, is there really a homelessness false flagging epidemic going on here? What if I was...
  17. chairolyn reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    THIS MUST BE SATIRE RIGHT?
  18. paulineerika reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    cannot be real. dear god.
  19. lovesurvives reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    Well. This is definitely not offensive or incorrect in any way. Because all homeless people smell, have frizzy hair and...
  20. phantomenergies reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  21. chloabelle reblogged this from nechama-eliora and added:
    The original post must be satire, but I fear the comments are not. Homeless people are not the cat lady from The...
  22. beinisbein reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  23. cultr said: Woaaaah. This is like really bad.
  24. flipmyswitch reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  25. anirishginger reblogged this from sinidentidades
  26. alexeikaramazov reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  27. sinidentidades reblogged this from mohandasgandhi
  28. nixonplumbingco reblogged this from mohandasgandhi and added:
    A bro keeps his money! A non bro gives it to bums!!